Wednesday 11 April 2012

Beatle Macca shits his pants after almost being knocked down by big boobed singer

Oi watch out you stupid bitch!
The Beatle was almost squished according to Demi Lovoto in her Tweets - So…. today I was pulling into a parking space that some guys were standing in the middle of, and almost hit them….. When one of the guys turned around…. it was a BEATLE…….. Yes, YOU HEARD ME…. SIR PAUL McCARTNEY!!! He was so sweet!! Can't believe I met him today.. WOW! And…. I can't believe I almost ran over a Beatle……. :

A minor incident but as there's a Beatle involved this news has spread like wildfire around the Internet and has also been picked up by the national TV news in several countries. Thankfully the Macca is still with us and Demi Lovoto is now a million times more famous than she was Yesterday - Hey, I'd never heard of her until now.

What we want to know is was Demi fiddling with her make up in the rear view mirror? Or did she have her One Direction MP3 on so loud that she failed to hear the faint cries of a Beatle who had almost done one in his pants? Baby, you can drive my car, indeed!



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