Get ready

Gilfach was a quiet Welsh village set deep within the picturesque valleys – Was, being the operative word since the peacefulness is shattered by a spate of killer clowns and a full scale terrorist hunt.
John Smith is an everyday sort of man with everyday concerns. He spends his time working at the local supermarket, walking his dog and arguing with his domineering wife, Rose.

Soon however John Smith through a series of events completely beyond his control finds himself with the tag of Britain’s most wanted.

John Smith is the reluctant terrorist.

John Lennon was right all along

When John Lennon commented that The Beatles were bigger than Jesus, it sparked a fury that resulted in the band being taken off the radio, albums burned and even death threats. However in a late development photographic evidence has emerged that proves once and for all that The Beatles are bigger than Jesus.