Saturday, 2 January 2010

THE BIRTHDAY PRESENT' S SHIT!


Carole Kleis got a crappy gift for her birthday.

Carole's husband, Dick, known for surprising his wife, did so in a big way Tuesday, one day before her 67th birthday.

He used a manure spreader to write "HAP B DAY LUV U" in a farm field visible from the living room of the couple's rural Zwingle home on Bennettville Road.

"Someone said 'Do something you're good at,' so I made a card with my 'pen,'" Dick said. "I've just run out of stuff to do for her birthday."

Dick said it took about three hours and four loads of liquid manure to create the message. One load equals 400 bushels.

According to the Iowa State University Extension, there are 77.4 pounds of manure in a bushel. That means Dick used about 123,840 pounds of the smelly stuff to create his unique message.

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Discovering the blues - Leadbelly

The music known collectivelly as the blues is mostly new to me. Sure I knew and was somewhat familiar with the names that had crossed over into rock - people like Muddy Waters, B.B King and John Lee Hooker and I vaguely knew of the likes of Robert Johnson and Blind Boy Fuller but it wasn't until I started dabbling with jazz that I exposed myself to some of the harder blues. I plan to write of my discoveries from time to time but I'm a novice, so any blues experts to wander across these posts then please feel free to correct me.


Some of these guys and gals had lives every bit as hard as the subject of their songs - Leadbelly is a case in point. Born Huddie Ledbetter in Louisiana in 1888, earned his nickname Leadbelly in prison. He would spend much of his life in prison.

The boy who would become Leadbelly was musically gifted and could play the mandolin and accordion by the time he reached his teens. He took up guitar when he was fifteen and learned a lot from his uncle Bud Ledbetter.

The young Leadbelly was soon travelling around the country, earning what little money he could by busking on street corners. It was around this time the young blues man met Blind Lemon Jefferson and the two worked together as a duo in Texas. Up to that point Leadbelly was playing a mixture of folk and country but his deep, shouting blues style developed.

In 1915 Leadbelly moved back to his parents farm but he soon fell foul of the law. It is not clear what he did but there is little doubt that it was something violent as Leadbelly was known for having a fierce temper. He was sent to prison but while working on a chain gang he escaped and hid out in Texas but trouble was not far away and one day after an argument Leadbelly shot and killed his cousin, Will Stafford. Once more he was sent to prison and after a couple of escape attempts he was transferred to the tough Sugarland Prison Farm where he was to serve thirty years.

It was at Sugarland that he earned the name Leadbelly because of his toughness and it was this trait and his musical ability that gave him respect with fellow cons and the prison authorities. The Governor would often visit Leadbelly and aks him to play some of the songs in his sizable repertoire. Leadbelly even wrote a song for the governor, asking for a pardon. When the Governor retired one of his final acts was to pardon Leadbelly.

Leadbelly moved back to Louisiana and fought, strummed and drank his way trough life. Trouble was never too far away and one day he made the ultimate mistake of stabbing a white man. This led to a six year sentence in the harsh Angola Prison. Whilst in prison Leadbelly met and recorded for John Lomax who, working for the library of congress, was travelling America and recording the old blues, folk and country musicians. Leadbelly was eventually released from prison in 1934.


Leadbelly again met up with Lomax which led to him recording for the American Recording Company - the recordings didn't sell that well but Leadbelly enjoyed some success playing live in New York where he had been adopted as a kind of musical poster boy by the left wingers. However Leadbelly was soon back in prison after again stabbing someone.

Upon his eventual release Leadbelly found himself to be a superstar of sorts with the folk community and he played live shows on a regular basis, even at one point performing with Woody Guthrie.

Leadbelly died in 1949 and since his death he has become celebrated as one of the founders of the blues. In the UK his music was a major influence to Lonnie Donnigan and The Rolling Stones. And in the US artists as diverse as Kurt Cobain and Creedance Clearwater recorded his work.

Leadbelly's music is haunting and forceful - at times he seems to be screaming his lyric from deep within a guttural throat and at other times he can be as gentle as a spring breeze.

KEY CD'S: LEADBELLY: TAKE THIS HAMMER (KATCD229X)

Friday, 1 January 2010

THE BIG BLACK HORSE WESTERN WEEKEND

Commences the 29th Jan 2010

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You won't want to miss this - The Black Horse Western range from Robert Hale LTD, published out of London have for many years been entertaining western fans worldwide. The Big Black Horse Western weekend features reviews, news, interviews, guest blogs from many Black Horse western creators.

Commencing the 29th January The Tainted Archive will deliver a posse of Black Horse Western material - interviews, features, guest blogs in an entire weekend devoted to the Black Horse Western Weekend.

WHO'S NEXT? DOCTOR WHO

Tonight the final episode of David Tennant's run as Doctor Who has been screened - the final scene showed the Doctor rregenerating into his new persona, that of actor Matt Smith. Not only is a new actor stepping into the role but a new producer takes over. The show also has a new logo and there are high hopes for the new actor in the role.


"We are not of this race, we are not of this Earth. We are wanderers in the fourth dimension of space and time, cut off from our own planet and our own people by aeons and universes beyond the reach of your most advanced sciences." From the Doctor Who, pilot episode.

David Tennant's tenure has been successful - to the current generation he is the Doctor and Matt Smith has big shoes to fill. Have no fear, though the show will continue and there is little doubt that the new actor will make the role his own. In a few months it will be a case of - David Who?

I still remember cowering when Jon Pertwee turned into Tom Baker but within several stories the ghost of Pertwee was laid to rest. In fact Tom Baker's run can be compared to Tennant's terms of success and for anyone over forty Tom Baker is still the Doctor.

Giving the character the ability to regenerate was a stroke of genius that only came about originally because original actor, William Hartnell wanted to leave the role. The producers were thrown into turmoil but then someone had the bright idea that because the Doctor was an alien he could renew his body when his old one was worn out. It wasn't yet called regeneration but it allowed Patrick Troughton to step into the role for the 1966 story, The Power of the Daleks.

The video below show all of the Doctor's regenerations up to the eighth Doctor. 8 turning into 9 was of course never seen since it occurred presumably during the years the series was off air.

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No doubt the latest regeneration will be on You Tube before the night is out.

ARCHIVE IDOLS - WALTER BRENNAN

Walter Brennan claimed that he only ever played two kinds of role - those where he wore his false teeth and those where he didn't. It was a typical comment from the modest actor but hardly true. During his career he won no less than three Oscars as Best Supporting Actor but more importantly he entertained millions of film fans and his work continues to delight even today.

I actually worked with the great man's grandson, Stuart Brennan in the forthcoming film The Risen - I never did get to talk to him about Walter, though. I did however get to do a one on one scene with Stuart - it was my pub, he rushed into demanding to use the telephone, so I've kinda got an association with the great Walter Brennan and hopefully I'll get to chat with Stuart about Walter, one of my all time screen idols, another time.

Walter was born in 1894 and began working as a film extra in his Twenties. He started out with his close friend, Gary Cooper and by the end of the decade he had started to make a name for himself in westerns. This kind of low budget B-picture suited him and it wasn't until 1935 that he got his first major role in The Wedding Night and then he was put under contract to Samuel Golwyn to offer the perfect contrast to actors such as John Wayne, Spencer Tracy and Gary Cooper. The seriousness of these big stars allowed Walter's open hearted acting to shine through - the famous clucking in Rio Bravo, the theatrical swishes in Sergeant York, the mad chattering in To Have and Have Not and his philosophical musings in Red River. Walter Brennan enhanced every film he appeared in.

Rio Bravo (1959) would be far less a film without Brennan's Stumpy - his rural origins shone out of the character and he was a natural with this kind of busy body role. In my first western novel, The Tarnished Star the character of Em is very much based on the kind of roles Walter Brennan would play.

But although he specialised in cantankerous old men there was so much more to his range - his brooding, sinister performance in My Darling Clementine is a stark contrast to his usual good natured characters. And his cameo as the evil river trader in How the West was Won is a stand-out in a movie full of stand-out performances. And his role as an intellectual humanist in Fritz Lang's Hangmen also Die (1943) was a powerhouse of depth and dignity. Few actors have had such a rich and varied career as Walter Brennan.

Brennan was gassed during World War I and he suffered from ill health ever after - sometimes this would make filming a grind for the actor, particularly in his later years. He retired from film after 1969's Support Your Local Sheriff but he would continue to make television appearances until his death in 1974 - he left behind him 120 films.

MYSTERY BOOK BOUND WITH HUMAN SKIN FOUND AT CAR BOOT SALE


A Victorian pocket book bound with the skin of a would-be assassin has been found in a car boot sale.

The grisly find in Shepton Mallet, Somerset, came with a letter stating: 'I have only this morning discovered the long lost pocket book made out of the skin of the man who shot your father!'

The skin is believed have been taken off the back of a man who was executed after he tried to shoot a British major in the first Chinese Opium War of 1839.

THE NAME' S FLEMING, IAN FLEMING


Scottish actor, James McAvoy, recently seen with Keira Knightley in Atonement, showed he could play both sensitive and sophisticated, as well as gruff and tumble, which is good since he'll need both, as he's been picked to portray Ian Fleming in an upcoming biopic of the man who brought James Bond to life.

The 30-year-old actor has been approached by the producers of the film about the life of the hard-living journalist and author who eventually settled in his Jamaican estate, Goldeneye, to write his 12 thrillers about 007 following a distinguished wartime career in British intelligence, The Independent reported.

It is understood that the actor has been formally approached to secure his involvement in the role and that his signature is imminent.

The 25 million pound film is based on an acclaimed biography of Fleming written by Andrew Lycett and will revolve around the period that gave Fleming the inspiration for his most famous creation.

Let's be careful out there......

  The recipient of 26 Emmy awards, actually nominated 29 times and between 1981 and 1984 it had four consecutive wins of Best TV Series. It...