Monday, 14 October 2013

Fifty Shades of Chaos

Universal and Focus have an headache regarding the forthcoming movie version of Mommy porn epic, Fifty Shades of Grey now that they have lost their star Charlie Hunnam. The actor's departure is said to be because the shoot would clash with his schedule on Sons of Anarchy but rumours are that Hunman wasn't at all happy with the way the script had been developed.

Scene 3

 Christian Grey: Hi I'm a super rich dominant male. Wanna fuck?

 Anastasia: Um er cool.

 Christian Grey: OK. I'll get the nipple clamps


Dakota Johnson is still on board to play Anastasia but the search is now on for a new Christian Grey


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