Fifty Shades of Chaos

Universal and Focus have an headache regarding the forthcoming movie version of Mommy porn epic, Fifty Shades of Grey now that they have lost their star Charlie Hunnam. The actor's departure is said to be because the shoot would clash with his schedule on Sons of Anarchy but rumours are that Hunman wasn't at all happy with the way the script had been developed.

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Christian Grey: Hi I'm a super rich dominant male. Wanna fuck?

Anastasia: Um er cool.

Christian Grey: OK. I'll get the nipple clamps


Dakota Johnson is still on board to play Anastasia but the search is now on for a new Christian Grey

The next Fifty Shades

St. Martin's Press announced it acquired Sara Fawkes' self-published serialized erotic story Anything He Wants for a print and ebook deal.

In the wake of Fifty Shades of Grey's phenomenal journey from self-published fan fiction to a twenty-million copy selling hit, major publishers --and film studios--have eagerly snapped up self-published erotica and romance hits.

Anything He Wants is an erotic thriller about a female temp who gets caught up in a torrid romance with the male CEO and drawn into a game of corporate espionage.

On her website, Fawkes describes herself as a "California girl" who has "seen the world thanks to the military," a lover of hard liquor and motorcycles and a writer of stories about "alpha men and the women they adore."

Left sore by Fifty Shades

Feeling sore and exhausted by Fifty Shades of Grey?

Granny Smith Investigates is the antidote.

Granny Smith Investigates by G. M. Dobbs

Guaranteed butt-plug free

“It’s Miss Marple on steroids.”

A brutal murder in a small Welsh village and the police are stuck without a clue. With no motive and no real suspect the investigation soon grinds to a halt. Enter Mary Alice Smith, otherwise known as Granny Smith, the rock music loving, pipe smoking, chaos causing amateur sleuth with a difference.

Granny has a talent for mayhem and soon those talents are put to good use as our intrepid pensioner starts the unravel the case, which finds her provoking Chief Inspector Miskin as she comes up against a full scale police investigation, proving that you’re never too old to make a nuisance of yourself and that sixty three is actually the new twenty three.

Murder's never been so much fun.

" I liked the story, entertaining, easy to read."


"laugh out loud funny and Granny Smith is a wonderful invention"

"Granny Smith complete with pipe , what a vision... proves where there is a way she will take try it...enjoyed this book easy reading ."

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Get the eBook now - you won't find any bondage within these pages, but Granny certainly gets herself tied up in some tight situations.

Fifty Shades smashes sales records

Mommy porn Fifty Shades trilogy,  breaks weekly paperback sales record, with all three books selling more than 100,000 copies in seven days.

E L James, a London-based former TV executive, is now the first author ever to see three of her books sell more than 100,000 printed copies in just one week. She has also broken the weekly sales record for a paperback novel after the first book in the trilogy sold 205,130 copies in seven days, beating the previous record of 141,000.

And she looks set to continue smashing sales records: after just two months, paperback sales for the first novel now total 765,000, a number Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code, the bestselling paperback of all time, took over six months to reach.

"Sales of the Fifty Shades series have been nothing short of phenomenal and records are tumbling," said Philip Stone, charts editor of book trade magazine The Bookseller, predicting that the first novel would have sold a million copies by the end of June. "Of course this is just sales of the physical, print edition. It is no doubt breaking ebook download records too, meaning Fifty Shades of Grey is perhaps the fastest-selling adult novel of all time," added Stone.

The story of the submissive-dominant relationship between a literature student and a business executive, which started life as fan fiction, the Fifty Shades trilogy has sold over 2.75m copies in the UK, on top of sales of 15m copies sold in the US and Canada. The trilogy, the fastest-selling books of the year in the UK, has already been reprinted 16 times in the UK and publisher Arrow has just signed off on an additional reprint of 2.75m copies.

Reader reviews are split between the rapturous and the dismissive: of 1,215 write-ups on Amazon, around 600 readers gave it five stars, while 330 plumped for just one. "We particularly enjoyed the way Christian manages most of his sexual exploits either fully dressed (just a quick unzipping and a coy fiddle with a 'foil packet') or with his shirt (always white linen) still on, while Ana bit her lip, and breathed 'Oh my!' for the umpteenth time. So, really, this is as bad as people say – but for barely more than two quid it managed to provide hours of derisive laughter," wrote one reader.

It matters not though for this book is review proof and the author must be laughing all the way to the Ann Summers store.