Wednesday, 22 August 2012

The next Fifty Shades

St. Martin's Press announced it acquired Sara Fawkes' self-published serialized erotic story Anything He Wants for a print and ebook deal.

In the wake of Fifty Shades of Grey's phenomenal journey from self-published fan fiction to a twenty-million copy selling hit, major publishers --and film studios--have eagerly snapped up self-published erotica and romance hits.

Anything He Wants is an erotic thriller about a female temp who gets caught up in a torrid romance with the male CEO and drawn into a game of corporate espionage.

On her website, Fawkes describes herself as a "California girl" who has "seen the world thanks to the military," a lover of hard liquor and motorcycles and a writer of stories about "alpha men and the women they adore."

A Right Royal Rumble

Warning contains lots of naked flesh and not only Prince Harry but Richard and Judy too.

James Hewitt's (allegedly) boy, the right royal Prince Harry seems to be carrying on the tradition of his mum by embarrassing the Royals - now that snaps which  show him naked in a Vegas hotel room have appeared online.








In one picture, leaked by TMZ.com, Harry is shown standing in front of a nude woman, covering his crown jewels with his hands.
Another shows the party prince leaving little to the imagination as he bear-hugs a naked woman from behind next to a pool table in a hotel room.







Within hours of the photographs emerging online, ‘Prince Harry’ became the number one trending topic on Twitter.
Buckingham Palace this morning confirmed that the man in the pictures is Prince Harry.


The Archive says - Top man, Harry. Party on.

Twitter says:

Prince Harry's grandad assassinated his mum and his granny is a reptilian heroin overlord. But nooo, HE'S the bad one.


And not to be outdone UK TV lessthanmegastars Richard and Judy have pictched a reality show to TV bosses which will place well known TV stars in a swinger situation.






Roll up, Roll up

It's now official- the Beatles Magical Mystery Tour is to be released to blu-ray and DVD this October. It looks like being an essential purchase with Paul and Ringo appearing in the direcror's commentary, and several never shown deleted scenes.

The following comes from the official Beatle press release.

In September 1967, The Beatles loaded a film crew onto a bus along with friends, family and cast and headed west on the A30 out of London to make their third film, this time conceived and directed by The Beatles themselves.
"Paul said, 'Look I've got this idea' and we said 'great!' and all he had was this circle and a little dot on the top - that's where we started." (Ringo)
In the wake of the extraordinary impact of the Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band album and the One World satellite broadcast of All You Need Is Love, The Beatles devised, wrote and directed their third film, Magical Mystery Tour, a dreamlike story of a coach day trip to the seaside.

The film features a fabulous supporting cast of character actors and performers, (including Ivor Cutler, Victor Spinetti, Jessie Robins, Nat Jackley, Derek Royle, and the inimitable Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band). 

Apple Films have fully restored the long out-of-print, classic feature film for October 8th release worldwide (October 9th in North America) on DVD and Blu-ray with a remixed soundtrack (5.1 and stereo) and special features. 

A special, boxed deluxe edition will also be available, and, for the first time ever, there will be a limited theatrical release from September 27th.
This new release also feature three new edits of some of the song performances, as well as scenes that were cut out of the original film.

Franchise Fallout: Rocky - the final three rounds

Rocky IV was made in the same year as Rambo First Blood Part II - Stallone really socked it to the commies that year. Financially this fourth entry in the Rocky series was a hit, taking in $300 million worldwide it remains the biggest earner of the entire series and was the third biggest money maker of its year, coming in behind Rambo: First Blood Part II - For those wondering it was Back to the Future which sat at the top spot.

In my opinion Rocky IV  is the worse of the entire franchise (Yes even worse than the universally hated Rocky V, but we'll come to that in a moment) and is perhaps the Rocky movie I've watched the least. In fact when I spun the disc for this article I think this would maybe only be the second time I've seen it. I remember hating it when I first saw it all those years ago, and I don't feel that much better about it now. I didn't hate it this time but it still feels like a weak by the numbers movie - The problem with it is that there's no scale to it and it feels to me like a TV movie.

The plot sees Russia entering professional boxing and the Russkies want to put their man, Ivan Drago (Dolph Lundgren) against the Italian Stallion, but Rocky's retired and is not interested in fighting again.Rocky's new best friend, Apollo Creed decides to fight the Russian man-mountain in an exhibition fight.He does so and is killed which prompts Rocky to agree to a fight to avenge his friend. This fight  takes place in communist Russia. We get the usual training montage before the big fight with one neat touch which is Rocky running up a Russian mountain in place of the museum steps in Philadelphia.

The film is stupid - I'm now sure if this is set in an alternative 1985 or 2255 - Paulie is given a fully functional robot as a birthday present - he promptly re programs this to talk in a seductive female voice and then we get some funny, but creepy scenes of Paulie and his sex-bot. It all jars and another problem is that the characters of both Rocky and Adrian are out of sync with previous movies.0K they've got wealth and fame but Rocky seems to be in danger of becoming some sort of intellectual, and Adrian comes across as a more likeable Victoria Beckham.

That's not to say the movie isn't enjoyable in a dumb sort of way, but even the fighting, usually the strong point, left me cold. And the least said about Rocky's cheesy speech at the end the better.

Rocky V came in 1990 and although this movie is universally hated by Rocky fans, I think it is far better than its reputation suggests.I would argue that it is a better movie than the previous entry in any case, and if it had stuck to its original ending (I'll tell you about that later) then it may have been the best entry since the second movie. Even Sylvester Stallone hates this entry and said publicly that the reason he would go onto make Rocky Balboa was because he didn't want to end with V, which he considers a bad Rocky movie. He also said in an interview with the Sun newspaper in 2010 that he only made the film out of greed, and that  Rocky Balboa  (2006) was made to wipe out the bad taste left by V

The film took a risk and messed with the formula and Rocky doesn't even step into the ring in this movie, but instead trains upcoming boxer Tommy Gunn, played by Tommy Morrison a real life actual professional boxer who happens to be a  great nephew of the legendary John Wayne. Rocky takes Tommy to the stage where he can get a shot at the title, but Tommy is tired of being called Rocky's boy in the press and he jumps ship opting to go with a Don King-esque fight promoter instead. The movie ends with Rocky kicking the shit out of Tommy in a no holds barred street fight.

The problem with the movie is that there is a story arc of Rocky having brain damage and this was to culminate in the death of Rocky at the end of the movie. The death scene, Rocky passes away in the arms of Adrian was never filmed because at the last minute, Stallone decided to alter the end and have Rocky survive. This means that the brain damage arc is never fully realised and left hanging. The end doesn't fit with the tone of the movie, but I still think that overall the movie fits in better with the Rocky universe than IV did. For thing Rocky's character is far more consistent to the character who was punchy even way back in the first movie, and for another making Rocky poor again was a nice touch - this is the Rocky we like best.

Stallone defended the new ending by saying that the change was nothing to do with studio interference but that the Rocky series was about perseverance and redemption, and having him die in a street brawl would be against the roots of the series. Another problem with this movie is that the time line of the Rocky movies is all over the place and never is it more obvious that here - the film supposedly opens with Rocky returning from Russia but it seems he may have been there for years since his son, now played by his real life son the late Sage Stallone, seems to have aged at least five years since the last movie.

Anticipated to be one of the big hits of the 1990 holiday season, Rocky V finished second in its opening weekend to Home Alone and never recovered.The film earned $14 million on its opening weekend and $40 million in total US box-office sales, about one-third of its predecessor's take. Rocky V  however made almost twice as much overseas and thereby a total of $119.9 million worldwide.

Rocky Balboa came in 2006 - Stallone was now approaching pensionable age and the first Rocky had hit the screens back in 1976. The general opinion seemed to be that this movie was going to be a joke and that Stallone was desperate after a string of flop movies. In the end the movie ended up being a powerhouse that brought no shame to the franchise.

We open up with a middle aged Rocky waking up and feeding his turtles Cuff and Link who are now huge and may have been using the same steroids as Ivan Drago. We discover that Rocky's beloved Adrian is dead and that Rocky is left alone with the creepy Paulie - he's estranged from his son and Paulie's sexbot's nowhere to be seen - likely, repossessed by the baliffs in the last movie. Rocky and Paulie - these two were made for each other.

Now how to get Rocky back in the ring - the storyline Stallone came up with was ingenious. A sports network runs a computer simulation of a fight between current champ, Mason Dixon and ex champ, Rocky Balboa. And yep, you've guessed it, Rocky wins. Dixon goes wild and eventually Rocky gets permission to fight again and the two step into the ring for real.

Much was made of the fact that Rocky had brain damage in the previous movie and was advised never to fight again, so it seemed that the fact that Rocky got a licence to fight in this movie was stupid, but Stallone defended this by saying,

"When Rocky was diagnosed with brain damage, it must be noted that many athletes have a form of brain damage including football players, soccer players, and other individuals in contact sports such as rugby, etc. Rocky never went for a second opinion and yielded to his wife's wishes to stop. So with the advent of new research techniques into brain damage, Rocky was found to be normal among fighters, and he was suffering the results of a severe concussion. By today's standards Rocky Balboa would be given a clean bill of health for fighters."

In the end the film was a huge hit, and praised by both critics and fans and alike. It ticked all the right boxes and Stallone gave another pitch perfect perfomance that was true to the roots of the character. It ended up the sixth highest grossing boxing film of all time, and yes was a fitting way to end the series. It's certainly the most consistently good since the second movie and proves that both Rocky and Stallone were the ultimate comeback kings.

The big fight in this one is also surprisignly realistic and Rocky doesn't come across as a supermen, but a severely outmatched fighter who is just to old to be fighting such a young man. Rocky however has heart and makes a remarkable comeback and almost batters the champ. In the end Rocky loses to a split decison,  but it doesn't matter, because he remains the people's champ.A little trivia here - the fight was filmed in a real boxing arena in between two pay per view bouts and the fans chanting Rocky, at the end was not scripted and was the actual audience who had come thinking they would see a pay per view fight -now that's what I call a bonus.

It was also a good step to take the franchise back to its roots - Paulie's back at the meat factory, Rocky's hanging with that young girl Marie from the first movie and thankfully Stallone had enough sense to keep the onescreen relationship plutonic . 'My wife's gone but she's not gone,' Rocky tells Marie early in the film just to clarify that there will be no romance here. A wise move - Paulie and his sexbot was bad enough but Rocky and this girl doing the nasty would have been a step too far. In the end their relationship is well developed and rings totally true.

The best thing about this movie is that Rocky is the same character we fell in love with all those years ago, and Stallone is at his best in his beloved role.

To sum up the entire franchise I tend to think  this:

 1, 2 and 6 are excellent movies,and  3  and 5 are entertaining but not up there with the best, while 4, for me, stands out as the worse of the batch. I wonder how many Archive readers agree with that. In the bigger scheme of things the entire franchise must be viewed as a true cinema classic.It's entered pop culture and even now any boxing movie is inevitably compared to the Rocky films. It's not often that the word genius is used alongside Sylvester Stallone but his Rocky saga truly is a work of genius.


From time to time there is still talk of another Rocky movie but that may be a step too far - it's difficult to see where the series could go - into outer space perhaps!

Rocky fights the Aliens sounds like a big summer movie.


Tuesday, 21 August 2012

Avengers 2

Marvel have made an official annoucement that Avengers 2 will open 1st  May 2015 - the first film, released on May 4, has earned $1.462 billion at the worldwide box office, which makes it the third-biggest release ever trailing only James Cameron's Titanic ($2.185 billion) and Avatar ($2.782 billion). "The Avengers" has earned $617.3 million domestically and $844.6 million overseas.

Before the Avengers return though we will get Iron Man 3 and Thor 2  in 2013,  Then 2014 should see Captain America 2, Guardians of the Galaxy and possibly a new Hulk movie.

Franchise Fallout - Rocky: the first three rounds

Rocky (1976) brought Sylvester Stallone to prominence and provided him with arguably his best known character - Stallone had written the script himself and although securing interest from several studios he refused to sell it unless he could play the character himself. Stallone was offered a considerable amount of money for the script but he held fast in his belief that he was the actor to make this script work. At one time Robert Redford was attached to the project, but Stallone wouldn't budge an inch.

Eventually Stallone was allowed to play the part and budgeted at less than $1 million the film went before the cameras - Stallone's made some dumb movies, several of them Rocky films, but this film alone proves that he is both  a talented actor and writer. His performance in this movie is pitch perfect and the script is observant, touching and funny. If you doubt that then give this movie a spin and look at the little details in his performance, watch how well he pulls off that awkward first kiss with Adrian, likely the most ugly first kiss in movie history, and appreciate the way he delivers his lines in his "past my best loser persona". His reaction at being turfed out of his locker at the gym is underplayed to the point of perfection.

The secondary cast are also excellent - Burt Young's Paulie is one of the most repugnant characters to ever hit the screen. He seems the perfect friend  for Rocky who is himself a down on his luck bum who makes a living (of sorts) by being an enforcer for a local loan shark. There is very little glamour in this movie and Talia Shire, Rocky's love interest, comes off as some kind of retard in her early courtship with Rocky. Of course she's incredibly shy and Rocky is awkward which makes for quite a combination. They do however get together in Rocky's slum apartment. There's no swooning orchestral music only stark and very grim realism.

Of course this is all leading to Rocky's incredible stroke of luck when he is picked to fight Apollo Creed, the heavyweight champion of the world in a fight that is nothing more than  a publicity stunt for America's bicentennial celebrations, but by this point in the movie we are altready in love with the characters who had been skilfully built up during the first half of the film. None of them may be perfect but they seem so real and the fact that Rocky, even as a mob enforcer, displays a heart of gold. endears him to the viewer.

Which leads us to the big fight - actually only eight minutes - and this is where the films scores its biggest punch. No matter how many times I see this movie I still find myself moved to tears as the underdog proves himself. It's incredibly well chereographed and exciting in a way that no real boxing match could ever see. It ends with Rocky still standing, but losing to a split decision but the judges decison doesn't matter because the viewers know in their hearts that it is Rocky, this nobody, who has won the fight.

Rocky II came in 1979 - the movie timeline itself though says that the film takes place ten months after the events in the first movie. Although the opening of this movie picks up directly where the previous movie ended, we are treated with far too long a scene watching an ambulence carrying the fighters to the hospital. After that  we're back to grim reality once again and although Rocky scored a good purse from his bout with Apollo, life is anything but easy.

This film is often criticies for not matching the original,but I disagree and I think the film is just as good as its predecesor and tells its story just as well. It may not be as tightly directed, this time it is Stallone behind the camera, and Talia Shire's character may have developed too quickly from ugly duckling to swan but the films still punches well and doesn't take too many cheap shots. I especially liked the way Rocky is unable to make lucrative TV commericials and then learns to read by reading western paperbacks to Adrian.  His oater of choice - why one from Edgar Rice Burroughs. He could have picked on by Jack Martin, but wait they hadn't been written yet.

Apollo wants to fight Rocky again because the press and fans are saying that it was Rocky who really won the first fight, but  the problem is that Rocky is unable to fight - for one thing his doctor has warned him he could go blind if he does, and for another Adrian, the love of his life, is adament that Rocky should never fight again. But soon with all the money spent, squandered mostly, from the first fight the lure of another big money fight is hard to resist. We find Rocky back in training - again by TV's penguin, Burgess Meredith who has him chasing chickens and learning to fight right handed. It's all a far cry from the plush gym Apollo trains in.

Maybe the films does get a little bogged down here as Rocky struggles with his training while his wife (yeah, he and Adrian got married) takes up most of his thoughts. Because of their money problems Adrian has gone back to work in the pet shop and goes into labour early .Whoops I forgot to say she is pregnant!  The baby is fine but Adrian's lost a lot of blood. It is at this point that the film does slow down perhaps a little too much and we are given scene after scene of Rocky praying, or sitting at his wife's bedside. He doesn't even go to see his new son,figuring that he wants to see him together with Adrian. Eventually Adrian comes out of her coma and in a touching scene tells Rocky to "WIN!"

Now we have the training montage that would become so associated with Rocky movies, but it works really well here and it would be a total cynic who isn't moved by the scene of Rocky running across town with the neighbouthood kids running behind and chanting his name. And then we're into the big fight - and what an incredibly well filmed fight it is. It's brutal, exciting and tugs at the heart strings. The end is also incredibly tense with both fighters down on the canvas, the ref counting them out as they both struggle to get up. It ends though with Rocky now the heavyweight champion of the world.


Yo Adrian, he did it!

Rocky III (1982) is where all realism is thrown out of the window. The dynamic has changed here - the previous two movies were about the underdog triumphing, but this time Rocky has become rich and lazy, almost the character Apollo was in the first two films. It's as if Stallone doesn't know what to do with the story now and a major plot point, that Rocky could go blind if he contines to fight, is thrown to the wind and in the opening montage of this movie we do see Rocky defended his title, in montage, maybe as many as ten times. There is a throw away line about him having his face fixed but the problem with his bad eye is never properly explained. And it is small detail like this that hurts the film but for the failings the film grossed $16,015,408 in its opening weekend and earned $125,049,125 during its North American theatrical run, becoming the fourth highest grossing film of 1982; its worldwide box-office earnings stand at around $270 million.

Rocky III is far more of a boxing movie than the previous two and we get more fights but they are at the expense of the character moments which made the first two movies so compelling. The charity match between Rocky and the wrestler, Thunderlips (played by Hulk Hogan) is fun but comic book and stands a million miles apart from the grit of the first two films.

The main plot reverses that of the previous films - Rocky is now the successful champ and it is he who is facing off against the underdog.This time Clubber Lang played with relish by Mr T - you know, watching the film now surprised me in places because Mr T, a man not known for his acting chops, shows some great skill in playing several scenes - he comes across as Mike Tyson on steroids in the press conferance scene where is is taunting Rocky's wife Adrian - "you want a real man. I'll show you what a real man's like."

Stallone plays Rocky much the same way he's always done but this stands out because by this point in the franchise Rocky is a far different character than he was in that first low budget sleeper hit. Rocky loses the title to Clubber but then trains, this time with Apollo in his corner after the Penguin squawked his last during the first bout againts Clubber, to regain the belt in an incredibly well staged final fight. And of course we get the driving rock song, Eye of the Tiger which will always be associated with the Rocky franchise. It's an incredibly bombastic song which is perfectly suited to this bombastic movie.

The scene immeditaely prior to Rocky's first fight with Clubber, in which Mick collapses of a suspected heart attack is confusing in what it is meant to signify- Rocky doesn't want to fight but Mick tells him to do and do what must be done. From this scene I'm not sure if we are meant to believe that Rocky lost to Clubber because his mind wasn't on the fight. Or is it that Clubber the fitter and better fighter?  It's  at this point that Apollo Creed steps in and trains Rocky for a rematch with Clubber.

Yo Adrian, I've done it again!


Rocky III may not be as strong a film as the first two, but there is still much to enjoy - the franchise should have ended there, but there was more to come and we'll look at the final three movies in the second part of this franchise fallout feature.



Monday, 20 August 2012

Tainted Stats

Weekly Stats Report: 13 Aug - 19 Aug 2012
Project: THE TAINTED ARCHIVE
URL: http://tainted-archive.blogspot.com/

Summary


Mon Tues Wed Thur Fri Sat Sun Total Avg
Pageloads5556425487386686775984,426632
Unique Visits4274804274764975384703,315474
First Time Visits4054493984464744984413,111444
Returning Visits2231293023402920429

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