CAM AND CLEGG

Now showing all over the country - a thrilling and suspenseful tale of backstabbing, insider dealing, incompetence and a genuine feel good ending. Unelected dictator Gordon Brown takes over Downing Street and proceeds to bring the country to its knees. Among the many crimes committed is the indiscriminate harvesting of DNA from innocent people all over the world in order to create a new breed of superhuman Labour voters. His evil sidekick is Jacqui Smith who sits at home reading People's Friend while her husband gets Debbie does Dallas and Animal Farm at the taxpayers expense.

However from the wasteland of Brown's Britain two champions of the people rise up. Sounding like a 70's super car, Cam & Clegg are here to challenge the evil reign of the man with the funny eye. It's a thrilling, often frustrating adventure and by the end we are all screaming for Brown to get his comeuppance. Will Cam and Clegg be able to right the wrongs of a decade of dictatorship? Will they find out what really happened to David Kelly? Will the police be forced to stop hassling innocent photographers? Will teachers be allowed to teach? Will the chavs finally get a belting?

The result of all this should mean that Britain will once again become a free country. Can't wait for the sequel.