With the limited
success of the “Conan the Barbarian” reboot, for the next Conan film,
Lionsgate decided to bring back the element made the original films so
successful: Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Arnold will once again put on the
loin cloth and, with the help of CGI, will look as threatening as ever
in the role of Conan. The geniuses at Industrial Light and Magic will
replace Arnold’s saggy man-boobs with rippling biceps and will speed up
most of the action scenes so it will not appear as if it’s taking too
long for Conan to decapitate someone. In this non-stop action ride,
Conan will do battle all across the land of Hyboria in search of the
magic crystal that will restore his youth (and career).
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Hang it up, Arnold, or find a role that keeps you covered up.
All I can say is Arnie's maid wasn't fussy
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