Sunday, 28 October 2012

Wild West Humour

A  woman from   New  York was
driving through  a remote part of   Arizona when  her car broke down.  An  American Indian on horseback came along and  offered her a ride to a nearby town.

She  climbed up behind him on the horse and they
rode off. The ride was uneventful, except  that every
few minutes  the Indian would
let out a  Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a' so loud that it echoed from  the
surrounding hills and canyon  walls.

When they arrived in  town, he
let her off at the local service  station, yelled one final
'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode  off.

"What did you do to get that Indian  so excited?" asked the service-station  attendant.

"Nothing," the woman answered
"I merely sat behind him on the horse, put  my arms around his waist, and held onto the  saddle horn so I wouldn't fall  off."

"Lady," the attendant said,
"Indians don't use  saddles."

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