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Friday, 26 October 2012

Conan the geriatric

With the limited success of the “Conan the Barbarian” reboot, for the next Conan film, Lionsgate decided to bring back the element made the original films so successful: Arnold Schwarzenegger. 

Arnold will once again put on the loin cloth and, with the help of CGI, will look as threatening as ever in the role of Conan. The geniuses at Industrial Light and Magic will replace Arnold’s saggy man-boobs with rippling biceps and will speed up most of the action scenes so it will not appear as if it’s taking too long for Conan to decapitate someone. In this non-stop action ride, Conan will do battle all across the land of Hyboria in search of the magic crystal that will restore his youth (and career).


Oscar said...

Hang it up, Arnold, or find a role that keeps you covered up.

Gary Dobbs/Jack Martin said...

All I can say is Arnie's maid wasn't fussy